I HAVE A HICKEY ON MY FOREHEAD NOW
u have a butthole …… i have a tongue ….. interesting
u need god …… i have a bible ….. interesting
Someone actually made a useable model of Marty’s Coffee Mug Bong from Cabin In The Woods, and I need it in my life.
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
12:43 am and i am feelin emo
Passenger Seat — Death Cab for Cutie
I roll the window down, and then begin to breathe in
The darkest country road, and the strong scent of evergreen
From the passenger seat as you are driving me home.
Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it